FOR ONE OR MORE PERFORMERS
INSTRUMENTATION [PER PERFORMER]
A SAXOPHONE OR CLARINET
A MICROPHONE
ONE OR MORE EFFECT PEDALS OF VARIOUS TYPES
INCLUDING A MINIMUM OF ONE FUZZ OR DISTORTION
A GUITAR AMPLIFIER
PREPERATION [PER PERFORMER]
THE MOUTHPIECE OF EACH SAXOPHONE OR CLARINET
SHOULD BE REPLACED WITH A MICROPHONE
POINTED TOWARDS THE BODY OF THE INSTRUMENT
AND BE CONNECTED THROUGH
THE EFFECT PEDALS
TO THE GUITAR AMPLIFIER
ALL PEDALS AND THE AMPLFIER
SHOULD BE POWERED VIA
A SINGLE POWER STRIP
TURN ON ALL PEDALS AND THE AMPLIFIER
GAIN AT MAXIMUM
TURN THE POWER STRIP OFF
PERFORMANCE
BEGIN
PERFORMERS SWITCH ON ALL POWER STRIPS
SIMULTANEOUSLY
AND
IMMEDIATELY BEGIN
SWEARING PROFUSELY
INTO THE BELL OF THEIR INSTRUMENT
AFTER AN UNCOMFORTABLE LENGTH OF TIME HAS PASSED
FOR BOTH PERFORMERS AND AUDIENCE
ALL POWER STRIPS ARE SHUT OFF
SIMULTANEOUSLY
END
DEDICATED WITH ALL RESPECT LOVE AND BLAME
TO JON LORENZ AND JOHN RICH
J.SOLIDAY
NOVEMBER 2021